Funny Thanksgiving Poems

My younest son wrote a funny thanksgiving poem I would like to share with you all.  it’s called Chicken Turkey.

Chicken Turkey was very scared.

November comes with much to be feared.

The Grim Reaper is who turkeys meet.

On Thanksgiving Day, a turkey is what people eat.

Chicken Turkey hatched a plan.

He thought of a scheme that was quite grand.

Chicken Turkey wore a disguise and hoped no one know.

He had a fake mustache and a long beard with mold.

But poor chicken turkey couldn’t fool anyone.

When Thanksgiving came, he was well-done.

Black Friday Ads Online

It is taboo to say it, but it seems that Black Friday is bigger than even Thanksgiving now.  People are staked out in front of stores in the freezing cold after dinner to buy the cheapest gadgets and electronics.  High priced merchandise such as plasma televisions drop down to insane prices and it is the only time of the year you can get them at such extreme mark downs.    So where do you find black friday ads? If you are looking to shop at a specific store, then you should head to that store’s website.  They will certainly make it clear to you which items will be on sale on Black Friday.  For example, you want to check to see if Best Buy have any deals on their flat screen tvs on black friday, then head over to their website at BestBuy.com.  Pretty simple.  But what if you want to scan all the prices of a whole bunch of stores at once? Well, you should check out BlackFriday.info.  That website lists many stores with Black Friday sales and shows what each sale item is.

What About Cyber Monday Instead?

Personally, I would wait until Cyber Monday and shop online instead.  There are just too many people in the stores on Black Friday and the overcrowding is very unpleasant.  The parking during black friday is terrible plus you usually have to wake up insane hours to get the cheapest deals.  It just isn’t worth it sometimes.

Traditional Thanksgiving Dinner Ideas

I think the most important element to a traditional thanksgiving dinner is the stuffed turkey.  Without the turkey, it is not a traditional thanksgiving dinner.  Other important foods that is synonymous with thanksgiving is the pumpkin pie and cranberry sauce.  These are usually the sweetest parts of this holiday meal.  Of course, you should also include vegetables and greens such as string beans and corn to balance the diet.  I also like to have starch as well.  All my thanksgiving dinners have corn bread and breadsticks.

The way you set up the table is just as important as the food.  For starters, you should be using your best plates and flatware for Thankgiving.  Why else would you need them if you don’t use it for such a big occassion? You should also have a clean table cloth and candles on the dinner table.  The silverware should be laid out properly as well as a proper seating arrangement.

Non-Traditional Thanksgiving Dinners

Some people like to have their thanksgiving dinners differently.  Vegetarians can substitute the turkey with tofu burgers.  Others might not like turkey and will eat duck instead.

The following pictures below are photos of Traditional thanksgiving dinners:

Sarah Palin Halloween Costume

It goes without saying the Halloween costume that will be most talked about in Halloween parties this year will be those going as Sarah Palin.   Her debate with Joe Biden was watched more than the presidental debate, so that tells you how much drawing power a person like Sarah Palin has on people.  If you are going to dress up as Sarah Palin for Halloween, you might as well do it right.  Here is a guide to creating the ultimate Sarah Palin Costume…or should I say appearance.  Her clothing and accessories are pretty expensive.  Of course, you can always substitute with different items so it can suit your budget.

How to look like Sarah Palin for a Halloween Party

First, it will help if you have some similarity to her facial structure.  If you have a wide face with big cheekbones, you will have an easier time being recognized as Sarah Palin in your Palin outfit.

The Hair

Sarah Palin has chestnut brown hair.  If you already have that hair color, that’s great! Then all you need to do now is fashion it into a loosely tied back hair style.  Don’t have that hair color? Well, you can buy some chestnut brown hair dye in stores.  But if you don’t want to be bothered with that, you can always find Sarah Palin hair wigs online.

The Make-Up

Use lancome blush, but don’t over do it.  And don’t forget the lipstick! Use a lipstick with a bold pink saturated color that has a slight touch of glimmer to it.

The Shoes

What shoes does Sarah Palin wear? Her shoes of choice is a pair of  red peep-toe pumps with 3½-inch heels.  The brand she wears is from House of Brands Inc. under the Naughty Monkey Line, but any red pumps will do for your get up.

The Jewlery

Palin likes to wear a pair of Alaska shaped gold earrings during her speeches.  Those are hard to find but they aren’t that important in the overall scheme of the costume.  You can probably find a stretch bracelet and use that for your Sarah Palin outfit since Palin wears one on her left arm.  She also wears a small gold piece necklace or occasionally a pearl necklace and those should be easy accessories that are within your reach.

The Clothes

Her taste in clothing is very expensive depending on the occasion.  Palin wore a shantung silk Valentino jacket to the RNC.   But all you need to remember is that Sarah Palin likes to wear red and black colors.  Those colors are a symbol of power.  So find a black blouse along with black slacks (or a skirt if the weather isn’t cold for you) and wear them with a bold red business jacket.  Add an American flag pin to the jacket collar for that extra touch.  Sarah Palin’s outfits are all form fitting, so if your Palin outfit is loose, then you got it wrong.

The Glasses

Last but not least, you must have glasses when you are going to Halloween as Sarah Palin.  The specs is what defines her, appearance wise.  The rimless designer glasses that Palin wears is by Kazuo Kawasaki eyewear and is sold by Vision Glasses.  The exact model is called the Kawasaki 704 and they cost over $300.00.  I’m sure you can find a cheaper substitute though.

Completing The Image

Now that you done your best to look like Sarah Palin, it won’t be complete without that distinctive accent of hers.  Just think of the pregnant police officer in the movie Fargo.  Here are some phrases you should pepper throughout your conversations when you are at a Halloween party dressed as Palin:

“Gee Golly!”

“Dontcha Know??

“Doggone it!”

And to top it all off, do the Sarah Palin eyewink!

Kids Halloween Costumes For 2008

Every year, Halloween costumes reflect on popular culture in TV, News and the Media.  Here is a list of what are likely to be the most popular kids Halloween costumes for 2008.

Iron Man

The action packed Iron Man movie that came out this year was a real crowd pleaser and it will do real well this Halloween with the boys.  You should be able to find it in any store that sells Halloween merchandise, right next to the Spider-Man costumes.

The Joker From The Dark Knight

Even though The Dark Knight was not a movie for kids, expect it to still be a very hot costume clamored by children.  The Joker will definitely be the most worn Halloween costume this year by teens and those in their twenties in Halloween parties.

Hannah Montana

Just like last year, Hannah Montana will be the most popular celebrity Halloween outfit for girls.  But expect Sarah Palin Halloween costumes to be the most popular costume this year among college girls and women.

Sponge Bob

Sponge Bob has been a kids favorite for a long time now and will continue to be one of the most popular Halloween costumes for the younger kids.  This is an easy to find costume that should be available in any shop.

Dora The Explorer

Like Sponge Bob, Dora The Explorer has been a costume favorite for years.  Many little girls start off their first Halloween with a Dora the Explorer costume.  This year should be no different.

Strawberry ShortCake

With a fresh redesign of the original Strawberry Shortcake, this will be a very popular costume for girls this year and probably for years to come.  Just the hat itself will help anyone easily identify her character.

So these are the costumes many kids will wear for Halloween this year.

Obviously they are not original ideas for costumes, but if you are looking for unique kids Halloween costumes, you can find many of them at Shop.com.

Top 5 Most Unique Baby Cribs

Here are the top 5 most unique cribs I found on the internet. They may or may not be to your liking, but they are definitely unique!


Circle baby cribs are nothing new, they have been around for a while, it’s just that they haven’t been very popular because they are, well, shaped like a circle. This one combines a circle shaped crib with a choo choo train theme. Not that it makes the crib any better, but it is indeed unique.

Not much space in your house? This contraption doubles as both a playpen and a crib for your baby. Just lift the top part off (the bedding) and you have yourself a playpen! Just don’t have a baby playing in the playpen and another baby sleeping on the top at the same time. I’m sure the manufacturer has this warning in the manual somewhere.

When parents buy a crib like this, they are telling every other parent on the block that their newborn is superior to every other baby in the neighborhood. Although the quality of the material that this crib is constructed of is quite flimsy, it still does get the point across.


Most cribs lose their usefulness in just a couple of years when the baby turns into a toddler and require their own bed, so why not get a crib that will grow with the baby? Sure it looks very utilitarian, but it will save you money in the long run. Just don’t embarrass your child when he or she gets older and letting friends know that the bed can transform into a crib.

This futuristic crib look more like a piece of plastic tupperware than a crib, but it has features you won’t find on any other baby crib. It rocks and simulates the motion of a mother holding her baby. There is a fan to keep the baby comfortable along with a baby monitor built-in. To top it all off, the crib lowers and raises like a lift so you won’t break your back putting the baby to bed.

Beautiful Bathroom Window Curtains

Now this is a beautiful bathroom.  It has soft Earth tone colors and a gorgeous stretch tub with antique faucets.  But do you know what really makes all this come together? The draping bathroom window curtains.  They give the bathroom a sense of sophistication while giving it that “wow” factor at the same time.  A woman can really get some relaxation soaking in such a magnificent atmosphere.

Children Desk Chairs

Made of solid hardwood construction, these traditional wooden school house chairs are created specifically for children. Each one has a contoured and an angle back for a more comfortable seating position. The protective finish on these chairs make them more durable for messy and energetic kids. You can choose from many different types of colors including expresso, white and honey. For more information, click Here.

My Feng Shui Methods

Hi everyone, I’m going to list some things you can do for better feng shui in your home.   Some of them are quite easy to do.

Have a toilet rug around your toilet

Chi, the energy which flows all around us, can leave through the toilet.  As crazy as it sounds, that is one thing feng shui experts usually agree on.  You can put a stop to that by laying a toilet rug that fits around the base of your toilet.  Preferably an earth tone colored rug.

Keep Clean Windows

Energy flows through the front door and into your house and it comes from the windows as well, keep them clean to attract good chi.

Floors Made Of Earth Materials Is The Best

Natural flooring such as earth-baked terra-cotta help us to stay grounded.   We discharge energy into the ground and draw nourishment back up from the earth.  To do this effectively, we need to be grounded through natural substances rather than energy-depleting synthetic materials.

Have a Space Clearing Ritual

From time to time, light some candles.  They help clear the atmosphere.  Leave out a bowl of salt to absorb negative energy in the room.  Just remember to never leave a candle unattended and to throw away the salt when you’re done.  Don’t use it for food.

Use rectangular rugs to direct the flow of Chi

If you have rooms that do not have windows or is quite far away from the front entrance, you can direct chi energy to that area with a rectangular rug or with plants.

Have a great day and a great week!

Love, Shelly

Flip Top Bar Table


Serve Drinks in style with this Contemporary Bar Furniture With its flip-down top. This bar table is a must-have for any party. It features a sleek, designer-inspired X-shaped base that will help enhance your home bar furniture. It comes in a popular dark brown finish and is quality-crafted from solid birch for years of use. For pricing, Click Here.